Pirate Genes

Being the pirate loving mateys that we are…

we gathered the crew and headed back to one of our favorite places

Pirate Island!  It’s mystical…

it’s magical…

and just so dang piratey!

The deckhands love the food…

especially the plank-sized portions.

However, some of the knaves go a little…

overboard...

with the pizza.

No really.

They pillage and plunder…

they rifle and loot.

It’s a sad, sad story all right.

But this particular swabbie? Oh, she truly can’t help it.

It’s not her fault.

After all…

Her great-grampa was a pirate.

Basket Case Baby

When I was a kid, I used to fantasize about finding a baby in a basket, on the door step.

Not an old beat up basket like this one–holding baby April–but a pretty little wicker one. Of course the baby would have a note attached to it reading, “Please look after my baby,” or something mysterious like that. In my child mind, the baby would, of course, be mine to have and name and play with forever–like a doll.

Back then, it was a magical, romantic thought–finding a baby on the porch that for some weird reason you could just keep. But nowadays, to imagine such a thing is just downright creepy. I mean, really–where were the “Child Protective Services” back then?

I know, I know…they didn’t exist.

At any rate, there must be some kind of compact, feel good, choo-choo train kind of relationship that many moms have with babies in baskets.  Not just to sleep–but you know, where you plop them in this funny little place and tow them around the carpet for awhile.

And for the baby it’s instant Disneyland.

Oooh-oooh! The doorbell just rang…

I’ll go see–maybe it’s a stray baby or something.

I mean, you never know.

Look What I Found…

in the garden…

a genuine—-Leprechaun!!

I snuck up behind him and slammed a jar over his little green self and now he’s mine!

Pretty dang sure he owes me a pot of gold, or a wish or something…can’t remember how it goes.

If you haven’t seen any of these little fellows in your hedges yet, don’t feel bad. You can get your own Lucky Leprechaun real easy and totally in time for St. Patrick’s Day. Just click HERE to go to one of my favorite places and make your own luck.

This guy is the perfect little friend to have around—to keep you from getting pinched.

And if he’s got a pot of gold hidden somewhere–you can bet, I’m gonna find it.

Wish me luck.

Baby Ambassadors

The other day, we had surprise visitors from a faraway land.

Lily-chan sang and danced for us…

and Beckham-lin shared his ancient words of wisdom.

Even Chompy was impressed with their command of the language.

In one bonding moment, our guest let the bald kid try on his cap.

With ambassadors like these, peace and goodwill have a sporting chance…

at least in these parts.

Live long and prosper.

“That One Chick” Prize Package

Are you ready my dah-lings?

At last—-here’s the “That One Chick” prize package. It’s loaded with some of my favorite things–in fact, a few of these were just a tad hard to part with….ummm…..Cheetos….No..no. I’m good.

So–this lovely prize package includes:

  • Cheetos
  • Lemonheads
  • Orange Cream Saver
  • Moon Pies
  • Freeze-dried Ice Cream
  • “Clarissa’s Crossing” by some random chick
  • “Clarissa’s Heart” by some random chick
  • Hello Kitty Marshmallow Sucker
  • Yankee Candle “Cinnamon Apple”
  • “Twilight” audio book by Stephanie Meyer

YOU should be cheering and clapping excitedly right about now.

I’m off now to choose our illustrious winner….

Drum roll please……

And the winner is comment # 166— which said:

“What a cool story and an awesome adventure! So do you have any stories where you have a good experience with an exotic animal? Thanks for a good laugh that almost had my drink coming out my nose!”

made by:

Kristen Colson!!!

Congratulations on winning the “That One Chick” MOTHER LODE!!

Thank you to everyone else for your wonderful comments.

Stick with us–our next giveaway is coming up very, VERY soon!