Jillian told me that 250 years ago on July 8th the Declaration of Independence was officially read to the colonists. So in commeration of that auspicious occassion, and in the true Spirit of 1776…
I’m going to…
…watch National Treasure because it’s sort of about the Declaration of Independence and it’s got Nicolas Cage in it so…you know. Heh, heh.
…wear my comemorative pins all over the place and impress the cats with my patriotic spirit.
…work on my star garland because it’s terrifically patriotic.
wave my fireworks around and holler BOOM a million times!!! The neighbors may just call the police–but I don’t care!
…work on my perfectly patriotic puzzle. Say that 10 times fast.
Eat one thousand-seven-hundred and seventy-six Bomb Pops…no explaination needed. Didn’t these used to be way bigger? What the…?
…stick my America 250 stickers all over the house and my water bottles and my phone and the wall and the car and the windows and the furnature and the cats.
AND…watch my cute son’s new video and sing and dance along with it!!
I suppose this is what happens when you live all by yourself and nobody even tries to stop you from doing wild and crazy things clear into the wee hours.
And you know me…even all alone, anything for a party!
USA! USA! USA!









