Fried Pickles

No–come back! I’m well aware that these sound odd–but trust me…they’re really gooood.

First we watched the guy on the Food Channel visit a place that is famous for Deep Fried Pickles. We had kind of a “PICK-les? Fried? Yack!” reaction at first. I didn’t think for a second that they even sounded good, but then we watched the guy make them. Looked easy enough. Simple, even.

Then they talked to the the customers and they were just crazy about these things. They ranted and raved. They sang. They danced–all in the praises of these silly pickles.

One lady said, and I’m paraphrasing now, “We drove ten thousand miles…bla, bla…in a blizzard…bla, bla…for one taste…bla, bla, of Snarky Joe’s Deep Fried Pickles.” Sappy? Yes, but the idea was working on me now.

Then one dark and stormy night when I was already making fried chicken, I thought to myself, “there’s the flour coating…there’s the pickles…”

One thing led to another, and here’s what we came up with.

Deep Fried Pickles

Ingredients

1-1/2 cups buttermilk

3/4 cup pickle slices

1-1/2 cups of flour

1 pouch Ranch Dressing Mix

1 Tablespoon Montreal Steak Seasoning

1/4 tsp. salt

Oil for frying

Directions:

Stick with me…

Pour the buttermilk in a bowl. Pat the pickles dry with a paper towel then stir them into the buttermilk.

Let them sit while you make the coating. Mix all the dry ingredients in a bowl and heat oil in a sauce pan. Take the pickles a few at a time from the buttermilk and toss them around in the flour mixture.

Right about here, you may say, “Hey, where are the pictures?” But I’d say back, “YOU try to toss pickles in flour coating and fry them with one hand and take pictures of the process with the other.”

Best way I know of to lose a couple of digits and fry a cute little camera.

Drop them in the deep fryer for about 3 minutes or until they float to the top and turn golden brown. Drain them on paper towels and repeat for all the pickles you intend to eat…until the flour runs out.

These make a great side dish when you are in the mood for something unusual–or when you are already making fried chicken…or if it’s a dark and stormy night.

Whatever.


Fried Pickles
 
Ingredients
  • 1-1/2 cups buttermilk
  • ¾ cup pickle slices
  • 1-1/2 cups of flour
  • 1 pouch Ranch Dressing Mix
  • 1 Tablespoon Montreal Steak Seasoning
  • ¼ tsp. salt
  • Oil for frying
Instructions
  1. Pour the buttermilk in a bowl.
  2. Pat the pickles dry with a paper towel then stir them into the buttermilk. Let them sit while you make the coating.
  3. Mix all the dry ingredients in a bowl and heat oil in a sauce pan. Take the pickles a few at a time from the buttermilk and toss them around in the flour mixture.
  4. Drop them in the deep fryer for about 3 minutes or until they float to the top and turn golden brown.
  5. Drain them on paper towels and repeat for all the pickles you intend to eat...until the flour runs out.

Perfect Peach Ice Cream

Look out now.

Oh, baby…

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Before we begin, if you don’t already have one of these–fix that grandiose faux paux (dreadful oversight) and run right out to Target and get one…

Go!

We’ll wait…

Are you back?

Good…

Now then–after you have followed the directions below—

put all the ingredients in the ice cream freezer…

close it all up and surround it with tons of ice and a bit of rock salt, plug it in and freeze the heck out of it. When is slows down and stalls, run very, very quickly and turn it off…

before someone else beats you to it.

You don’t want to miss this.

Remove the paddle and try with all your might to scrape all of it back into the freezer…

most of it back into the freezer…

some of it back into the freezer…

Ok, ok…just hold it over the sink and lick it all off.

No one will know…and you won’t be sorry.

Creamy. Frosty. Peachy.

Sublime.

You’ll need to wipe your chin.

Perfect Peach Sherbet

Ingredients

1- 6 oz. package Peach jello

2 cups sugar

4 cups water

2 cans diced peaches (29 oz)

2 cups peach syrup

2 cup whipping cream

Directions

Boil water; add Jello and allow to cool. Add sugar, syrup, peaches and cream. Mix and freeze in ice cream freezer until slightly firm.  Remove paddle and replace lid. Store in large freezer about 2 hours before serving.

 

Perfect Peach Sherbet
 
Ingredients
  • 1- 6 oz. package Peach jello
  • 2 cups sugar
  • 4 cups water
  • 2 cans diced peaches (29 oz)
  • 2 cups peach syrup
  • 2 cup whipping cream
Instructions
  1. Boil water; add Jello and allow to cool.
  2. Add sugar, syrup, peaches and cream.
  3. Mix and freeze in ice cream freezer until slightly firm.
  4. Remove paddle and replace lid.
  5. Store in large freezer about 2 hours before serving.

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Week 22 Food Storage Prompt: 1 can tuna, 4 cans Tomato Soup, 10 lbs. sugar

Zucchini Bread

This is a hand crafted recipe from our own kitchen. I’ve never actually tasted Zucchini bread before playing with this recipe. I think we’ve got a winner, if I do say so myself.

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Ingredients

3 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 1/2 teaspoons salt
1 teaspoon ground nutmeg
2 teaspoons baking soda
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
3 cups sugar
1 cup shortening
4 eggs
1/3 cup water
* 2 cups grated zucchini
1 teaspoon lemon juice

Directions

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. In a large bowl, combine flour, salt, nutmeg, baking soda, cinnamon and sugar. In a separate bowl, combine shortening, eggs, water, zucchini and lemon juice. Mix wet ingredients into dry and mix well.

Grease 2 standard loaf pans and coat sides with cinnamon sugar. Pour mixture into prepared pans and bake for 1 hour, or until a tester comes out clean.

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Brush lightly with butter…

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Sprinkle top with cinnamon sugar and remove from pans when cool. You could serve it with cream cheese–but…why would you?

It’s fabulous just the way it is.

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“Most of all you’ve got to hide it from the kids…

…coo-coo-ca-choo…”


Zucchini Bread
 
Ingredients
  • 3¼ cups all-purpose flour
  • 1½ teaspoons salt
  • 1 teaspoon ground nutmeg
  • 2 teaspoons baking soda
  • 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • 3 cups sugar
  • 1 cup shortening
  • 4 eggs
  • ⅓ cup water
  • 2 cups grated zucchini
  • 1 teaspoon lemon juice
Instructions
  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
  2. In a large bowl, combine flour, salt, nutmeg, baking soda, cinnamon and sugar.
  3. In a separate bowl, combine shortening, eggs, water, zucchini and lemon juice.
  4. Mix wet ingredients into dry and mix well.
  5. Grease 2 standard loaf pans and coat sides with cinnamon sugar.
  6. Pour mixture into prepared pans and bake for 1 hour, or until a tester comes out clean.
  7. Brush lightly with butter.
  8. Sprinkle top with cinnamon sugar and remove from pans when cool.
  9. You could serve it with cream cheese.

Perfect Corn On the Cob

Ready for the best, fresh corn on the cob you’ve ever had?

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Trust me on this. Start with fresh corn–buy it from a stand if you can. Our favorite is the White Corn variety. You’ll want about a million ears. That should do it.

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Drop husked corn into a pot of enough cold water to cover. Add 1 Tbsp lemon juice and one Tbsp sugar. Do not add salt at this time. I know, I know. Goes against everything you know to be true–right?

Hang on.

The fact is, salted water toughens corn–and we don’t want that. Trust me.

Bring the water to a rapid boil. Boil uncovered 2 minutes only. Remove from heat and allow corn to stand for 10 minutes.

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Drain water. Move corn to a pyrex baking dish and add butter. Roll the ears around until they are all coated. Now you can add the salt.

Serve immediately—as if you had a choice. You’re likely to be mobbed.

When your family tastes the corn simply bursting from the cob all sweet and buttery–they may be overcome with ecstasy–so be ready.

Prepare for fainting.

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Fresh Cob Corn
 
Ingredients
  • Corn
  • Water
  • 1 T. Lemon juice
  • 1 T. sugar
  • Butter
  • Salt
Instructions
  1. Drop husked corn into a pot of enough cold water to cover.
  2. Add 1 Tbsp lemon juice and one Tbsp sugar.
  3. Do not add salt at this time.
  4. Bring the water to a rapid boil.
  5. Boil uncovered 2 minutes only.
  6. Remove from heat and allow corn to stand for 10 minutes.
  7. Drain water.
  8. Move corn to a pyrex baking dish and add butter.
  9. Roll the ears around until they are all coated.
  10. Now you can add the salt.
  11. Serve immediately---as if you had a choice. You're likely to be mobbed.

Just Peachy Pancakes

Take a stack of simple, pretty pancakes…

butter them. Drain 1 can of peach halves and whirl in blender for 20 seconds.

Pour half a cup of the peach puree over the lonesome pancakes.

Give this beauty a shot of whip cream.

Eat. It. All.

Now go call the police.

You know this has to be illegal.