All These Kitties

Dane asked me the other day if I thought I could remember allllll the cats and kittens that I’ve had in my life. My answer was, “Of course, I can.”

First, there was Sandy, then Beasty, and Nutmeg and 99 and Snagglepuss and Sammy and Squeek and Marissa and Jasper and Malory and Tamone and Pixie and Clarissa and Riley and Squeaker and Beany and Skippy and Jiff and Hobbes and Lila and Chili and Dali.

Let me tell you about Sammy.

We still had Beasty and some of those other cats mentioned above were kittens of hers that came and went. Well Beasty had a litter of kittens but we still had two or three kitties left from the previous litter. So, yeah, we had like 6 or 7 kittens that we needed to find a home for. My dad decided to go to the local pet store to see if they’d like our kittens. While he was talking to the store clerk, I sat on the floor and poked my fingers through this enormous cage with one teeny, tiny striped kitten in it. She was scared and shivering and meowing like her heart would break. I don’t remember now if the man said he would take our kittens or not. But as we drove home, I said, “Daddy, that kitty was all alone and she’s so tiny.” I looked up at him. He looked down at me and let out a big sigh and said, “Awww shoot.”

Next thing I know, he was making a u-turn in the road. He went back in the pet store and came out with the kitty.  He said, “You’re going to have to explain this to your mother.”

Here we were, trying to find home for a pile of kitties already and we brought home one more. I was speechless. My mom couldn’t believe her eyes as we drove up to the house. She just stood there shaking her head.

Sammy grew up and had a batch of kittens under the house and brought them out to meet us when they were about 6 weeks old. All four of them were tiny little grey stripes just like she was.

She and Beasty now both had kittens all the time, that we lovingly found homes for as the years went by. Sammy’s babies were always little stripes and Beasty’s were black and white.

A while later, I was talking to my mom about the day we brought Sammy home. I said, “That was the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me and I’ll remember it all my life. But why would he do it? Daddy doesn’t even like cats!”

My mom just smiled and said, “No. He doesn’t. But he sure loves you.

Ohhhh…I miss you daddy.

Please come back soon.

 

 

Happy Father’s Day

Our father never told us how to live...

but rather…

he lived…

and let us watch him do it.”

~Clarence Budington Kelland

Happy Father’s Day, Daddy.

I love you.

 

 

 

Crocheted Wind Spinners

I’m going to start this by saying that my daddy was a pastry chef.

He passed away about 17 years ago and we’re still at this very moment, trying to figure out what to do with some of his things.

That’s always the case, right?

You want to keep a thing but there’s really no room for it.

Or you don’t want to get rid of a thing but have no idea what to do with it.

Well, that is exactly the dilemma I was faced with. So many of daddy’s cake things that were a billion years old and not really usable but still had so much of him in them. You know?

That’s when a lovely idea struck me.

My dad loved decorating cakes.

Not me.

I’d rather poke myself in the eye.

But give me a crochet hook any day and then we’ll talk.

What if there was a way to smush the best of both worlds into something clever and unique for my entire family?

Could I possibly doooo that?

Turns out, I can.

Everyone chose their favorite color and POOF!

A little bit of Grampa and a little bit…

of me.

See those pretty wind spinners? Me.

See those ancient piping tubes turned into sweet little bells?! Grampa.

April–our color expert–didn’t tell me what colors to use. She sent me a few swatches so it would be perfectly perfect.

Lyndi chose green and blue. Kind of Earth Day-ish colors.

Jillian has always loved pink and yellow. They were even her wedding colors.


Of course Dane, our very patriotic patriot chose red, white and blue.

And Rhen–the die hard Vikings fan picked purple and yellow. The green and black are a nod to Bob Marley, no doubt. Haha.

Merry Christmas my sweethearts.

With love from Mom…

and Grampa.

 

 

Note: The pattern I used for this is Anemos Wind Spinner by Brunaticality

{ Fathers }

“Fathers, yours is an eternal calling from which you are never released and its importance transcends time. It is a calling for both time and eternity”

~Ezra Taft Benson

Daddy’s Dollar Shirt

Growing up in L.A. I spent a ton of time watching kids make incredible things out a simple piece of paper…watching and envying that is.  There was this one girl–Donna–who could fold a dollar bill into a man’s dress shirt. She’d do it too…if you gave her a quarter…and brought your own dollar, of course.

So now, my friends–we’re going to totally bypass old Donna, and figure out how to make these cute things by ourselves–for nothing. But you still have to bring your own dollar.

Just in time for Father’s Day.

1~ Fold dollar in half.

2~ Unfold and then fold side edges to the center crease. Crease as precisely as you can, and use a newer bill, if possible. It will hold the shape better than a worn one.

3~ Fold out the corners of the bottom.

4~ Now fold up the bottom so that the crease is just where the flaps end.

5~ Reach into the fold and grab the tip of the corner piece and pull it gently out–but don’t press it. See the crease lines where you folded up the tips in step 3 ?

6~ Tuck the corners down in along the crease line.

7~ Press down flat.

8~ Now do the same thing…

to the other side. These are going to be your “sleeves” in a few minutes.

9~ Flip your bill over…

10~ and fold down about 1/4 inch at the other end.

11~ Turn over again.

12~ Carefully fold in each side at an angle so that the little “collars” touch the center line.

13~ Fold the bottom half up to the “collar.” You’ll see that the shirt front is a bit too long to look normal so….

14~ make an accordion fold in the middle of the bill.

15~ Tuck the sleeve piece under the collar…like this.

Now make a zillion more with your millions and stand them up where ever you want to make a lasting impression on Dad.

Of course, you could always use $50’s…

that would do it too.

Heh, heh….

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