Shuffle Off To Buffalo…

Soooo…did your mama make you take piano lessons?

Or did she force you to play the violin?

Well, my friends—you must trust me when I say,

there are worse things.  I mean she could have put you in a TAP class.

I suppose that kids these days would positively hate it—but back then, other than the fact that it was terrifically UNcool, it was actually—dare I say—

fun.

No kidding…

Yeah…I know. But, here’s the thing—we got to wear shiny, noisy shoes and sticky-outty dresses and be in shows…ok, mostly at rest homes, but still.

We liked it because it was something to do and it was—like I said, pretty fun.

Well, except when Mrs. Ross, the squeeky little tapping dance teacher yelled and screamed at us. That was pretty scary.

The dance number here was called “Pretty Baby” and I’m the blonde “fro-girl” on the right. My sister was too “grown-up” for this number. Naa-naa.

If, by chance you are feeling great sadness and anxiety over that fact that YOU didn’t get to take a tap class–well today’s your lucky day. Yessiree! Now, with the magic of the internet YOU can learn to tap this very minute. Don’t waste another moment–Click HERE. You know you want to.

If, however, you are way too young to know what the heck I’m even talking about,

don’t fret.

It’s likely for the best.

Pirate Genes

Being the pirate loving mateys that we are…

we gathered the crew and headed back to one of our favorite places

Pirate Island!  It’s mystical…

it’s magical…

and just so dang piratey!

The deckhands love the food…

especially the plank-sized portions.

However, some of the knaves go a little…

overboard...

with the pizza.

No really.

They pillage and plunder…

they rifle and loot.

It’s a sad, sad story all right.

But this particular swabbie? Oh, she truly can’t help it.

It’s not her fault.

After all…

Her great-grampa was a pirate.

“That One Chick” Prize Package

Are you ready my dah-lings?

At last—-here’s the “That One Chick” prize package. It’s loaded with some of my favorite things–in fact, a few of these were just a tad hard to part with….ummm…..Cheetos….No..no. I’m good.

So–this lovely prize package includes:

  • Cheetos
  • Lemonheads
  • Orange Cream Saver
  • Moon Pies
  • Freeze-dried Ice Cream
  • “Clarissa’s Crossing” by some random chick
  • “Clarissa’s Heart” by some random chick
  • Hello Kitty Marshmallow Sucker
  • Yankee Candle “Cinnamon Apple”
  • “Twilight” audio book by Stephanie Meyer

YOU should be cheering and clapping excitedly right about now.

I’m off now to choose our illustrious winner….

Drum roll please……

And the winner is comment # 166— which said:

“What a cool story and an awesome adventure! So do you have any stories where you have a good experience with an exotic animal? Thanks for a good laugh that almost had my drink coming out my nose!”

made by:

Kristen Colson!!!

Congratulations on winning the “That One Chick” MOTHER LODE!!

Thank you to everyone else for your wonderful comments.

Stick with us–our next giveaway is coming up very, VERY soon!

Skater Girl

 

That One Chick–the last…

I’ll keep this short. Yes, yes, I was an amazing roller skater when I was a kid—even without ever owning a pair of real shoe skates. These sad little deals just fastened on to your shoes and you prayed your little head off that they didn’t rip off at the wrong moment and fling you into the corner mailbox…which by the way, happened quite frequently. Yes, it hurt. Thanks for asking.

Ok, enough of this me, me, me stuff. As you can see–I’m tired. Ha ha…

So, here’s your last chance to get in on this giveaway—the prizes of which will be explained first thing Monday morning–March 1, 2010.

Make a comment on this and/or any of the “That One Chick” posts and you receive 1 entry for each.

I’m still gathering the prizes–so be on the lookout.

I’ll be back.