Did you know that wearing glasses can actually make you much, much smarter than you were just minutes before you put them on? Well, I didn’t know that either. But Miss Chompy Doodle tells me that it’s so.
She says that she needs my silly little reading glasses so that she can be smart and most especially so that she can read.
They must be magic.
I know it’s true because before she put them on, she couldn’t read a word. And now, just look. She’s nearly finished Magnificent Obsession.
Who needs preschool when you have magic glasses?