Soft Pretzel Bites

When our girl, Lyndi decided that she was having a huge craving for–of all things–pretzel bites, well…what could we do? Some requests simple must be respected, especially when they are this incredible. And to top it off–aren’t they just the cutest things? Almost makes you sorry to eat them. Ok, no it doesn’t. What it really means is that you can wolf them down even faster. Hee hee….

Soft, Adorable Pretzel Bites

Ingredients:

1-1/2 cups warm water
2 Tbsps brown sugar
1 Tbsp or package active dry yeast
6 Tbsps butter, melted
2-1/2 tsps salt
4-1/2 to 5 cups flour
Olive oil
3 quarts water
2/3 cup baking soda
1 egg, beaten with 1 tbsp cold water
Coarse sea salt

Directions:

In the bowl of a stand mixer, combine warm water, sugar, yeast, and melted butter. Mix with the dough hook until combined. Let sit for 5 minutes. Add salt and flour then mix on low speed until combined. Increase the speed to medium and knead until the dough is smooth and begins to pull away from the side of the bowl–about 3 to 4 minutes. Remove the dough from the bowl, and knead into a ball with your hands.

Grease a bowl–I used butter. Add the dough and turn to coat on both sides. Cover with a clean damp towel and let rise in a warm spot until it doubles in size–about 1 hour.

Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Oil or grease 4 baking sheets. Bring the water to a boil in a large pot over high heat and add the baking soda.

Remove the dough from the bowl and place on a flat surface. Divide the dough into 8 equal pieces…

and roll each piece into a rope.

Cut the dough into one inch pieces.

In small batches–15 to 20-ish, boil the pretzel pieces in the water solution for about 30 seconds.

Remove with a large slotted spoon and…

place them on baking sheets. They’ll be kinda slippery but make sure they are not touching each other.

Brush the tops with the egg wash…

and sprinkle with coarse sea salt.

Bake for 12 to 16 minutes, or until golden brown. Remove to a baking rack and allow to cool for a few minutes. Serve with mustard, cream cheese, cinnamon honey butter, or nacho cheese dip. :}

5.0 from 1 reviews
Soft, Adorable Pretzel Bites
 
Ingredients
  • 1-1/2 cups warm water
  • 2 Tbsps brown sugar
  • 1 Tbsp or package active dry yeast
  • 6 Tbsps butter, melted
  • 2-1/2 tsps salt
  • 4-1/2 to 5 cups flour
  • Olive oil
  • 3 quarts water
  • ⅔ cup baking soda
  • 1 egg, beaten with 1 tbsp cold water
  • Coarse sea salt
Instructions
  1. In the bowl of a stand mixer, combine warm water, sugar, yeast, and melted butter. Mix with the dough hook until combined. Let sit for 5 minutes.
  2. Add salt and flour then mix on low speed until combined.
  3. Increase the speed to medium and knead until the dough is smooth and begins to pull away from the side of the bowl--about 3 to 4 minutes.
  4. Remove the dough from the bowl, and knead into a ball with your hands.
  5. Grease a bowl with butter.
  6. Add the dough and turn to coat on both sides.
  7. Cover with a clean damp towel and let rise in a warm spot until it doubles in size--about 1 hour.
  8. Preheat the oven to 400 degrees.
  9. Oil or grease 4 baking sheets. Bring the water to a boil in a large pot over high heat and add the baking soda.
  10. Remove the dough from the bowl and place on a flat surface.
  11. Divide the dough into 8 equal pieces and roll each piece into a rope. Cut the dough into one inch pieces.
  12. In small batches--15 to 20-ish, boil the pretzel pieces in the water solution for about 30 seconds.
  13. Remove with a large slotted spoon and place them on baking sheets. Make sure they are not touching.
  14. Brush the tops with the egg wash and sprinkle with coarse sea salt.
  15. Bake for 12 to 16 minutes, or until golden brown.
  16. Remove to a baking rack and let rest 5 minutes before eating.
  17. Serve with mustard, cream cheese, cinnamon honey butter, or nacho cheese dip. :}

Original recipe–un-tweaked–from Two Peas and Their Pod

The Perfect Brownies

If you’ve been on the look-out for the best brownie recipe on the face of the earth, my lovelies– your search has come to a happy ending. Lightly crisp edges and just chewy enough inside to be incredible without tasting…kind of…you know…raw. You know what I mean?

Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not knocking the plethora of boxed mixes that are floating around out there, but sometimes, don’t you just get the hankering for a real, live, honest to goodness, homemade brownie? Well, I do. And once you taste this–you may just have to rethink everything else–and you won’t be sorry.

Trust me.

The Perfect Brownies

Ingredients:

1-1/2 cups butter

3 cups sugar

1 Tbsp. vanilla

6 eggs

1-1/2 cups flour

1 cup cocoa

3/4 t baking powder

3/4 tsp. salt

Heat oven to 350 degrees and lightly grease large baking pan. Mine is nearly as big as a cookie sheet…yeah, it’s big. If you don’t have one this big you could cut the recipe in half…but where’s the fun in that? :}

In a mixing bowl, blend the butter and sugar until creamy, then add vanilla. Add eggs and blend well. Slowly add all of the dry ingredients and beat on low for about 2-3 minutes or until everything is mixed thoroughly. Spread into pan and bake for about 35 minutes.

Allow to cool then dust with powdered sugar. Prepare yourself for the best brownies you’ve ever tasted. Oh, and you are welcome to drizzle frosting over the top, buy seriously, you won’t need to. These little guys are perfect alone…or with ice cream…or whipped cream…or a cold glass of milk.

You get the idea.

Nom…nom.

5.0 from 1 reviews
The Perfect Brownies
 
Ingredients
  • 1-1/2 cups butter
  • 3 cups sugar
  • 1 Tbsp. vanilla
  • 6 eggs
  • 1-1/2 cups flour
  • 1 cup cocoa
  • ¾ t baking powder
  • ¾ tsp. salt
Instructions
  1. Heat oven to 350 degrees and lightly grease large baking pan. Mine is nearly as big as a cookie sheet.
  2. In a mixing bowl, blend the butter and sugar until creamy, then add vanilla.
  3. Add eggs and blend well.
  4. Slowly add all of the dry ingredients and beat on low for about 2-3 minutes or until everything is mixed thoroughly.
  5. Spread into pan and bake for about 35 minutes.
  6. Allow to cool then dust with powdered sugar.

So Much Sweetness

Valentine’s Day should–I suppose, be a day of smushy, mushy, sweetness and therefore who could be surprised that the very best breakfast turned out to be Apple Strudel with real, honest-to-goodness whipped cream on top–for luck.

Oh, you’ve no idea the decadence I’m capable of. I’d show you a picture, but sincerely, that lovely, flakey, cinnamony thing wasn’t on my plate long enough to find the camera…nevermind snap it.

Then to add to the sweetness of the day, my grandbabies–oooh, wouldn’t they howl hearing me call them babies?–came and brought me chocolates…

and a beautiful topiary–I think it’s called a bougainvillea tree. I’ll have to do a bit of deep, dark research to find out how to keep from killing it. Honestly, though, have you ever seen a more perfect shade of pink?

Then, when evening rolled around, Miss Chompy helped her mama make the most delectable treat of the day–strawberry tarts! My…oh…my they were incredibly good.

And what’s a strawberry tart without real, honest-to-goodness whipped cream on top–for luck?

Heh, heh.

Key Lime Crinkles

…or you could call them Key Lime Softies, cause I’m telling you–that’s what they are. Soft and tender with just a small smackeral of gooeyness…

Now I could have colored these little sweeties light green, but I’m not actually a fan of food coloring as a general rule. But if you are–they’d be great for St. Patrick’s Day.

Ingredients:

1 cup butter

2 cups sugar

1 tsp. vanilla

2 eggs

2 tsp. lime zest–very important, so don’t leave out!

2 Tbsps. key lime juice

1/2 tsp. salt

1/2 tsp. baking powder

1/4 tsp. baking soda

3 cups flour

Directions:

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Lightly grease baking sheet. Cream butter and sugar until fluffy. Add vanilla, eggs, zest, and juice. Blend in dry ingredients until just combined. Roll by teaspoonful in sugar.

Bake for 8-10 minutes and allow to cool slightly on pan for about 2 minutes before removing to wire rack.

Eat them up.

Oh, and a word of warning…

When you go to roll these “limeys” in sugar, be more wise than I was. Roll them in a cup of granulated sugar–rather than powdered sugar–unless of course, you love powdered sugar poofing up in your face, in your eyes, in your hair– with each go around. It was quite the…um… experience. By the time I finished, I felt like Frosty the Snowman from an alternate universe.

Sorry, no pictures. You’ll just have to trust me.

But do try these someday soon. They are fabulous–and you can trust me on that too.

 

 

Key Lime Crinkles
 
Ingredients
  • 1 cup butter
  • 2 cups sugar
  • 1 tsp. vanilla
  • 2 eggs
  • 2 tsp. lime zest
  • 2 Tbsps. key lime juice
  • ½ tsp. salt
  • ½ tsp. baking powder
  • ¼ tsp. baking soda
  • 3 cups flour
Instructions
  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
  2. Lightly grease baking sheet.
  3. Cream butter and sugar until fluffy.
  4. Add vanilla, eggs, zest, and juice.
  5. Blend in dry ingredients until just combined.
  6. Roll by teaspoonful in sugar.
  7. Bake for 8-10 minutes and allow to cool slightly on pan for about 2 minutes before removing to wire rack.

Cream Cheese Lemon Bars

 I know, I know. It’s not spring yet and I could possibly have curbed my craving for something luscious and lemony until the flowers were blooming, like a good girl. Perhaps that would have been more seasonally appropriate. But then I thought…

seasonally appropriate?  What does that even mean? And then a better question would be–and do I care? Hmmm….

Apparently not.

:}

Ingredients:

1 box lemon cake mix

1/3 cup butter-  softened

1 egg

8 oz cream cheese – softened

1 cup powdered sugar

peel from 1/2 lemon – grated

2 Tbsps lemon juice

2 eggs

1 tsp vanilla

Directions:

In a mixing bowl, blend dry cake mix, butter, and 1 egg. Press into an ungreased 9 x 13 pan. Beat cream cheese until smooth. Blend in the powdered sugar. Stir in lemon peel and lemon juice until smooth. Set aside 1/2 cup of mixture. Into remaining cream cheese mixture, beat 2 eggs, and vanilla until well blended.  Spread over the cake mixture.
Bake at 350° until set, approximately 25 to 30 minutes. Cool completely. Spread the reserved cream cheese mixture onto the bars. Refrigerate until firm; then cut into squares and serve.

I found this scrumptious bit of loveliness on a pass through Recipe Tips and sincerely couldn’t resist.

Yeah…like I tried.


5.0 from 1 reviews
Cream Cheese Lemon Bars
 
Ingredients
  • 1 box lemon cake mix
  • ⅓ cup butter- softened
  • 1 egg
  • 8 oz cream cheese - softened
  • 1 cup powdered sugar
  • peel from ½ lemon - grated
  • 2 Tbsps lemon juice
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 tsp vanilla
Instructions
  1. In a mixing bowl, blend dry cake mix, butter, and 1 egg.
  2. Press into an ungreased 9 x 13 pan.
  3. Beat cream cheese until smooth.
  4. Blend in the powdered sugar.
  5. Stir in lemon peel and lemon juice until smooth.
  6. Set aside ½ cup of mixture. Into remaining cream cheese mixture, beat 2 eggs, and vanilla until well blended.
  7. Spread over the cake mixture.
  8. Bake at 350° until set, approximately 25 to 30 minutes.
  9. Cool completely.
  10. Spread the reserved cream cheese mixture onto the bars.
  11. Refrigerate until firm; then cut into squares and serve.

 

Â