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With Autumn coming on hard and fast in these parts—I thought I’d be clever and make an attempt to clean up the weedy garden so that the last of the zucchini and cucumbers and tomatoes could be picked and piled and brought inside one final time. The ground had been soaked the night before so the grass and weeds and spent plants pulled up very easily. I was making great progress and feeling quite pleased with myself. Just as I was about to move to the tomato row and continue on–while the garden was still in shade–a strange thought went through my head.  As clear and distinct as a bell the thought was, “Get some gloves on.”  Well, that wouldn’t be any real big deal except that I didn’t actually have any gloves. So I sat there, not really sure what to do.

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Now understand that I’m a big believer in following impressions, the Spirit, my heart–however you are comfortable putting it. I’ve learned that things always, always turn out better if you listen when you are prompted. But the ground was soft, the shade was perfect and the weeds were willing to come out. I didn’t want to stop. Maybe I could just clear out this first tomato plant. Maybe I could just…I knew better.

Exasperated, I gathered up my tools and trudged into the house. After cleaning up I headed to the store to look for some gloves, but the season was over and there wasn’t even a garden section anymore.  I had to make do with some lame cloth work gloves–but it would be too late in the day to begin again anyway. The weeds would have to wait till tomorrow. Luckily, the ground was still relatively soft the next morning. With my silly work gloves on I was determined to finish the entire section and again, made great time. Clearing every blade of grass and weed away from the tomatoes I moved on to the zucchini, watermelon and pumpkins. Ok, I didn’t quite get to the cucumbers, but dang the garden looked good.

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So good in fact, that when my son-in-law came home from work that evening, I begged him to go clear out to the garden to see my work. Standing on the deck we waited while he walked around admiring the plants he could actually see now. As he leaned down close to the tomatoes, he reached down to pick one, but instead, he hollered, “Bring me a bucket!”

We did.

And this is what he found…

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At the base of the first tomato plant that I was trying to weed the day before, without gloves—and the same one that I had meticulously cleared that very day with gloves, sat a big, fat, creeptacular Black Widow. Yeah, I’m pretty sure that 51 year-old ladies really don’t want to get bit by Black Widows. It’s a policy we have. Luckily, the brave knight slew the dreadful Charlotte and all was well again in Zion. But I’ll tell you something–next time, when I hear a whisper,  I won’t argue for a second. I’ll just move.

And so you see, dear reader—that the moral of this story is:

All those good ideas, and epiphanies and warnings and nudges and nagging feelings that we have—all the time…

They are given to us for our own good—but can only help if we listen.

True story.

The End

 

A Pirate’s Life

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Our experience with pirating is…vast. We know the ship well.

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We recognize the skull and crossbones flying.

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Yeah, we know real pirates when we see them…

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and their motley crew.

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Why, we even know well lagoons and crystal water and…

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the plank rail…that many unfortunate souls had to climb.

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Oh, yes, it was frightening, to be sure, but…

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still we jumped into the briny deep—perhaps to meet our doom–or sink to Davey Jones’ Locker…

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or to float.

Floating was way better. And being a pirate these days,  is a fabulous thing. In fact, we loved it. So much so that when…

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this place–Pirate Island– showed up in our side of the ocean–we were there.

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Because we know the ship well.

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We recognize the skull and crossbones flying…

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the lagoons and crystal water…

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and we know real pirates when we see them…

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and their ferocious…

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motley crew. But something was different this time. Instead of making us walk the plank…

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they fed us the perfect pirate food…

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well…that…and pizza. In fact, they treated us so well–we never wanted to leave.

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Some even had to be carried away, against their will.

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Ah, but we’ll be back.

Yo ho!

Fishy Feet

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When you see water this still and lovely I swear it feels like a hypnotic force pulls you closer…

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and closer until you are able to step up to the edge…

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and jump right in.

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The water was so clear that we could easily see the bottom.

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Then, to my surprise a little spotted fish showed up.  He wasn’t a bit scared of us.

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Then his wife came around a corner. They were kinda cute. That is, until they headed right towards me. Wait, is that teeth I see?!

My earlier visions of sharks and alligators and barracudas flew back, along with a new one…piranha!

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Look I know that some of you probably don’t get my little phobia here, but many people raised in California aren’t fond of ocean things moving around their feet. That’s because it is usually jellyfish. Oh, and pesky sea weed that pretends it’s a jellyfish–you know, just to scare the heck out of you, because that would be funny, somehow.

I’m not a fan of jellyfish. They sting you know. Think “Spongebob.” Think “Finding Nemo.” Think “Seven Pounds.”

Jellyfish are completely uncool—especially around your feet.

But I digress.

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While it is quite likely that this little fellow and his woman are completely harmless—who cares? I’m not waiting around to find out what innocent looking fish like to nibble on in their spare time. They just can’t be trusted.

That, my friends, is my fast feet, high tailing it outta there.

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Possible piranha—0

As it should be.

Week 27  Food Storage Prompt: 3- 10 lb. bags of sugar

Chocolate Tsunami

One day, a package arrived on our porch for Jillian. A mysterious package from a faraway land…

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sent to her by a dear, sweet friend in England. Not an ordinary package–oh no.

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It was obviously a most wicked, dreadful, dangerous package. Needless to say…we were terrified. Shaking even.

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We…

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got…

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over…

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it…

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pretty…

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dang…

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fast.

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We spread it all out to look at it.

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We thought about inviting people over to share.

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There was, after all—so much fabulous stuff!

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But then a really strange thing happened.

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One by one, all the beautiful melty chocolate and sweets started mysteriously disappearing.

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Not exactly sure what really happened. It was like a whirlwind or tornado or hurricane sweeping through the place gobbling up all the gooey, sweet, yummy…I mean…it just…we couldn’t….sorta…

rats.

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I swear. We did try.

 

 

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A Smidge of Summer…

left.

After all, there are still…

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toes to squirt…

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lemony drinks in the fridge–sort of…

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roses in the yard…

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floats to pour…

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brave knights in castles…

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marshmallows to toast…

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cute guys on the beach…

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new crayons to break

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chocolate zucchini cake to eat I mean, make…

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fair maidens to rescue…

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fresh corn to nibble…

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sweet babies to picnic with…

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and this blue sky to ponder.

Yeah.

I’ll let you know, when we’re ready to come in.