Anti-Camel Fan Club

That One Chick #9

Ever wonder what the world looks like from the back of a camel? Well my friends–mystery solved…and now you know. This is the view from the top of a real live Egyptian camel. Now this particular dromedary has most likely gone the way of the dinosaur by now–since this picture is about 30 years old…the average life span of your typical camel–but the smelly memories live on…and on.

We paid exactly $2.50 for a camel ride to the base of the pyramids back in 1980–quite a bargain. But the tour guides warned us that the little herders who led the camels up the trail would ask us for more money–and be sure not to give it to them. Not sure what that was about, but I’m an obedient soul.  So sure enough, when the little man said, “I need more money for camel food,” I said, “We aren’t allowed to give you more.”  Sadly, this was no ordinary Egyptian camel man. Oh no. This clever fellow just smiled a funny toothy smile and said, “OK.”

Then, without a warning, he slapped the camel…

hard.

Of course the previously slow, calm creature now discovered his new purpose in life and torn up the hill like there was a bazooka at his back. In case you think that riding a camel should be about like riding a horse–let me clue you. Whoever put the running mechanism of the camel together didn’t actually think this through. At first step they pitch forward nearly sending the rider into orbit, but then when the back legs engage, that motion gives you a mighty yank backwards. So instead of a pleasant jaunt up the hill, it turns out to be a strange exercise in 12 forms of whiplash. But I haven’t actually gotten to the good part.

Once I got the hang of holding on I thought, “Well, at least I’ll be first up the hill. So that’s not so bad. I’ll just be up here all cool and act like, ‘what took you guys so long?'”

Yeah, that’s what I thought. But these smelly, nasty things are creatures of habit, no matter what speed they are traveling. So, the minute we got to the base of the pyramids–this sucker skidded to a stop and dropped to his knees–sending the cockly little rider flying clear over his head.

Oh, yeah.

When the rest of the happy caravan showed up,  they found the frugal American, laying in a sad, crumpled heap, spitting wads of sand off her tongue.

Of course the pyramids were incredible…beautiful…breathtaking…spectacular.

But if you’d like a tip–from the seasoned adventurer…

Give the herder guy the extra 20 bucks.

It’s much cheaper than spending two weeks scrubbing half the Sahara desert out of your ears.

Nope.

Not a big fan of camels.

“Parlez vous Francais?”

“That One Chick” #7

When I was sixteen our family took a trip to Scotland, England and France to pick up my brother from his mission in London. We didn’t spend much time–a day actually–in France because, well, I don’t know why…poor planning perhaps. At any rate, we had jet lag so badly that when we took a tour bus to the Eiffel Tower, we opted to stay on the bus and sleep instead of going out and seeing the thing. I’ve regretted that a few times in my life.

We ate at a French restaurant–well, of course we did since that’s what every restaurant would be…in France. But this one had a really crabby waiter who didn’t like Americans–at all. I asked for a drink of water and he smacked the menu and said, “Where you see water on this menu?” It scared the heck out of me and I got a stomachache. I wasn’t hungry anymore so I didn’t order any food. That made him really mad and he started yelling a bunch of stuff in French. My dad finally just said, “Let’s get out of here.” So we left. Which probably made him even madder…if that’s possible.

I’d like to go back there someday and try that whole thing again…well, differently. I’ll try to behave myself…

and not ask for water.

Sheesh.

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Fishy Feet

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When you see water this still and lovely I swear it feels like a hypnotic force pulls you closer…

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and closer until you are able to step up to the edge…

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and jump right in.

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The water was so clear that we could easily see the bottom.

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Then, to my surprise a little spotted fish showed up.  He wasn’t a bit scared of us.

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Then his wife came around a corner. They were kinda cute. That is, until they headed right towards me. Wait, is that teeth I see?!

My earlier visions of sharks and alligators and barracudas flew back, along with a new one…piranha!

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Look I know that some of you probably don’t get my little phobia here, but many people raised in California aren’t fond of ocean things moving around their feet. That’s because it is usually jellyfish. Oh, and pesky sea weed that pretends it’s a jellyfish–you know, just to scare the heck out of you, because that would be funny, somehow.

I’m not a fan of jellyfish. They sting you know. Think “Spongebob.” Think “Finding Nemo.” Think “Seven Pounds.”

Jellyfish are completely uncool—especially around your feet.

But I digress.

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While it is quite likely that this little fellow and his woman are completely harmless—who cares? I’m not waiting around to find out what innocent looking fish like to nibble on in their spare time. They just can’t be trusted.

That, my friends, is my fast feet, high tailing it outta there.

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Possible piranha—0

As it should be.

Week 27  Food Storage Prompt: 3- 10 lb. bags of sugar

Lovely Florida Things

The leaves are thinking about changing in Utah, but here in Florida—Summer is still going on.

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I think they do this warm, wet sunshine thing all year long.

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The land is so green and lush and beautiful, but–I could swear I saw an alligator in every drop of water. Sorry. Personal problem manifesting itself.

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We positively do not have swaying palm trees where I come from. But we also don’t have sharks, so it’s fair.

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Something so great about standing still while the ground beneath you slides away.

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This sea weed looked like hundreds of tiny birds’ nests scattered on the shore.

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It rained a bit every day that we were here, but even with the clouds it was beautiful…maybe especially with the clouds…

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No idea what kind of bird this is. If you know, then tell all of us so that we can be enlightened.

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The Miami skyline may not look the same as  all the natural beauty, but there is something about it that makes me think of growing up in LA. It’s like standing among a thousand giants and still feeling snug and safe.

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All nostalgic pining aside, I would still rather wake up with this in my backyard than the busy city any day. Not interested in alligators. Terribly not interested in sharks. Not particularly thrilled about barracuda. Other than those spooky things–which I never saw—Florida is a keeper.

Trippy Food-NYC Style

Only really peculiar people would take pictures of their food just before they eat it.

Sadly, we are guilty as charged. However, in the interest of assisting future travelers to the state of New York–who intend to eat–we’ll tell you what and where and if we’d do it again.

Brace yourself…

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Tim Horton’s Donut Shop

Henrietta, New York.

Really, really good food, sandwiches, drinks and donuts. Open 24 hours and there is a drive thru. Just outside our hotel–so naturally, we became close friends. Oh, and they had a blueberry number that could knock your socks off. It was gone before we had the camera out.

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Chill & Grill

Palmyra, New York.

Famous for their enormous portions. If you are ordering for more than yourself, you’ll need help carrying everything. The hamburger was wonderful–but I caution you about ordering the “Junk Plate.” It was great if you like everything on your picnic plate stirred together. I thought it looked nasty. But the ice cream was really good and worth wading through the huge lunchtime crowd for.

Two thumbs way up–except for the JP.

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The Monroe County Fair

Henrietta, New York

As with every fair I’ve ever heard of, fried food is the basic diet once you walk through those gates. If it freaks you out, I’d suggest that you eat before you go because the fair people can’t help it. You can’t have a deep fried pickle or a deep fried Snickers bar unless somebody is willing to–you know–deep fry it.

In small portions–we loved it. In fact, we got one sample plate and shared it among 7 of us–then went out for real food. This picture is of a deep fried cheese sandwich.

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Red Robin

Rochester, New York

Now, I’m not implying that this is the best choice for “real” food. But in my defense, this was not my meal, it was that of the anonymous guy sitting next to me. I was busy eating a Cobb Salad. Too busy, obviously, to get it on the camera. You’ll have to trust me.

Of course it was good–they’re famous. The servers smiled at us when they saw the tribe of babies that we strolled in with–that was nice.

I was just informed that we have one of these down the street from our house back home.

Wow. I should get out more.

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Picnic table by the side of the road.

Palmyra, New York

While we were still in the country-ish part of the state, it was wonderful to just shop for regular food and not throw the little people totally off their familiar food “groove.”

Yes, we will do this again…probably next week.

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Sbarro’s Pizza

Time Square, New York

The pizza was good–but unless you like getting yelled at to “hurry up and order,” then, there are plenty of more friendly pizza places in town. Honestly, the guy behind the counter scared the heck out of me. Everyone else in our crowd was fine with it. None-the-less, we didn’t go back.

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This, my friends, is a Falafel Sandwich, wrapped in foil, made by some guy at a sidewalk stand, (see below) on the corner of the street. Now, I make Falafels at home, so it’s not that I’m a foreign-food-cry-baby or anything. But this looked too creepy for me. Presentation is everything folks.

Nate said it was ok. I didn’t taste it. I made the picture small because it’s too ugly to see any closer. Yak.

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Some Lamb Dish from the same road side vendor (Below)

42nd and 7th Ave. I think.

Nate liked it.  Not too into lamb myself. I like them better woolly.

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I did have a wonderful hot dog and soft pretzel from a similar sidewalk stand. Both were lovely.

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Famiglia Pizza

Time Square, NYC

Yummmm! We ate two of them. This is the place with autographed pictures of Barbara Streisand and Arnold Swartznegger on the wall–so we figured it had to be good. It was. Thanks to Babs and Arnie.

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Dunkin Donuts

Somewhere in the subway.

You know these guys. They were ok, but I’m a bigger fan of Daylight Donuts myself–ahhh…I mean on the extremely rare occasion that I would allow myself to eat donuts.

Oh, whatever.

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Patisserie

Time square.

Bagels are a  staple comfort food for some of us and it was lovely to find a place that made them right up the street from our hotel.

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The same Patisserie

Time Square

This Calizone was good but a bit spicy for breakfast. For dinner it would have been perfect.

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Street Vendor

Time Square, NYC

The ice cream men here make sundaes–is that so cool? Our guys only sell Popsicles. Who do I see about that?

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McDonald’s

No, we don’t do a ton of McDonald’s but it was close and the babies needed something that looked familiar to them. You can always count on McDonald’s to look and taste the same. Sometimes, when you are far away from home, that’s exactly what you need.

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Say Cheese

9th Ave., Manhattan

My personal favorite place of all, and they deliver. The tomato and cheese soup was so wonderful I’m dreaming of it at night. The sandwich is a grilled provolone. Our friend Pam–who is a true-live New Yorker–told us about this place so I’ll vote her some Celestial Brownie points for that. Dang it was good.

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Sbarro’s Breakfast

Kennedy Airport, NY

We only ate the eggs, but they were good. And although it was the same chain, nobody yelled at me.

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Yes, we learned a few things.

One was that before we turned in our rental cars in the city–we should have found a Wal-Mart and bought a couple of flats of water. It gets pretty expensive buying it in the deli’s or subways.

Second–as you can see, we ate a ton of  not so healthy quick food and by the end of our trip–to be honest, I’d have paid $20 for an apple. A trip to the real live grocery store would have been very smart. Next time we’ll find one and make sure we have more fruit and vegetables.

We did miss them…

and are perfectly ready to get back to homemade food. Thank you very much.