Red, White and Blueberry Trifle


We haven’t had trifle around here in a million years and when I saw this over at “Martha’s” I couldn’t help myself. I mean, really–all those lovely berries. Oh yeah…it was time.

Now, I’ll admit–some days the recipes from Ms. Stewart’s can be a bit more fussy than I have time, or inclination for. But this one was a surprise. It was easy enough to whip together while Baby Chomp was napping with plenty of time to spare. What I’m trying to say is–it’s well worth the trip to Costco for the ingredients.

Red, White and Blueberry Trifle

Ingredients

1/4 cup sugar

1/3 cup sugar

1/4 cup lemon juice

1/4 cup water

1 Sara Lee pound cake (12 ounces), cut into 3/4-inch-thick slices

1- 8 oz pkg. cream cheese

1 cup heavy cream

3 cups fresh blueberries

3 cups fresh raspberries

Directions

In a small saucepan, bring 1/4 cup sugar, lemon juice, and 1/4 cup water to a boil over medium heat, stirring to dissolve sugar. Let cool completely, then brush over both sides of cake slices. Quarter cut each slice.

Beat cream cheese with remaining 1/3 cup sugar on high speed until fluffy. With mixer on medium speed, gradually add cream and continue beating until mixture is light and airy.

Arrange half the cake pieces in the bottom of a 2-quart serving dish. Spoon half the cream-cheese mixture over cake in dollops; spread to sides of dish. Scatter half the blueberries and raspberries on top. Repeat layering with remaining cake, cream-cheese mixture, and berries, piling berries in the center.

Cover, and refrigerate until chilled, at least 1 hour and serve to your family and all your snooty friends. They’ll love it!

Our family vote was:

Dang fine.

:}

Red, White and Blueberry Trifle
 
Ingredients
  • ¼ cup sugar
  • ⅓ cup sugar
  • ¼ cup lemon juice
  • ¼ cup water
  • 1 Sara Lee pound cake (12 ounces), cut into ¾-inch-thick slices
  • 1- 8 oz pkg. cream cheese
  • 1 cup heavy cream
  • 3 cups fresh blueberries
  • 3 cups fresh raspberries
Instructions
  1. In a small saucepan, bring ¼ cup sugar, lemon juice, and ¼ cup water to a boil over medium heat, stirring to dissolve sugar. Let cool completely, then brush over both sides of cake slices. Quarter cut each slice.
  2. Beat cream cheese with remaining ⅓ cup sugar on high speed until fluffy.
  3. With mixer on medium speed, gradually add cream and continue beating until mixture is light and airy.
  4. Arrange half the cake pieces in the bottom of a 2-quart serving dish.
  5. Spoon half the cream-cheese mixture over cake in dollops; spread to sides of dish.
  6. Scatter half the blueberries and raspberries on top.
  7. Repeat layering with remaining cake, cream-cheese mixture, and berries, piling berries in the center.
  8. Cover, and refrigerate until chilled, at least 1 hour and serve to your family and all your snooty friends.

 

Happy Birthday Tracy!

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Sugared Shortbread

Once upon a time–when I was a mere kid of 16, my family went to Scotland one summer–to visit long, nearly lost family nestled in the hills somewhere. It was an incredible trip that included checking out the local shopping mall where my dad promptly bought about 2 billion pounds of Scottish Shortbread all dolled up in those cute little red plaid tins. Pretty sure he figured that’s what you do in Scotland–you buy shortbread.

Well, on that very same day, we silly Americans locked our keys in the rental car which was parked in a lonely underground parking garage. Dear old Dad charged off to find help and didn’t come back for like three hours. I’m not lying–ask my sister. Anyway,  it was hot and muggy and we had nowhere to sit and nothing to drink and nothing to eat. Nothing, that is, except for Scottish Shortbread. By the time dad came back with Scotland Yard with the proper break-in-to-your-car equipment, the rest of us had completely eaten one of the two billion pounds of shortbread. Yeah, at that point, for me–the room was starting to spin but everyone else seemed to be completely unscathed. What luck.

Long story–short, it took about 10 years for me to get over the Scottish Shortbread Gluttonfest Fiasco of 1975, to where I could actually be in the same room with that little plaid tin and not feel my grip on reality slipping.

Many years and a couple of therapists later, I’m totally over it. In fact, I can actually make my very own Scottish Shortbread–and wolf it down with the best of them. It’s pretty dang good too–if I do say so myself. Might be better dipped in a melted Symphony bar, but we’ll hold that thought for another day.

Sugared Shortbread

Ingredients:

1 cup butter

1 cup powdered sugar

2 cups flour

1/2 tsp salt

1/3 cup sanding sugar

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Beat the butter and sugar until light and fluffy–about 3 minutes. Reduce speed to low and slowly add flour and salt; mix just until blended and crumbly.

Press into an 9 x 13 pan and cut it into slices.

Prick with a fork and sprinkle with sanding sugar. Bake for about 20-25 minutes or until edges start to barely brown. Cool for about 15 minutes then turn out onto counter and re-cut along the lines.

Allow to cool completely–and nibble in moderation…or dip in chocolate as previously mentioned and eat in the local parking garage.

I can not help you–you’re on your own.

Good luck.

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Sugared Shortbread
 
Ingredients
  • 1 cup butter
  • 1 cup powdered sugar
  • 2 cups flour
  • ½ tsp salt
  • ⅓ cup sanding sugar
Instructions
  1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Beat the butter and sugar until light and fluffy–about 3 minutes. Reduce speed to low and slowly add flour and salt; mix just until blended and crumbly. Press into an 9 x 13 pan and cut it into slices. Prick with a fork and sprinkle with sanding sugar. Bake for about 20-25 minutes or until edges start to barely brown. Cool for about 15 minutes then turn out onto counter and re-cut along the lines. Allow to cool completely.

 

Oreo Surprise Cupcakes

Ok, I’ll admit it. I’ve been on quite a cupcake…roll…for the last few weeks and I can’t seem to quit it. Humor me, I beg you.

If you are a serious Oreo fan–like my sweet Jillian– how will you ever resist a chocolate cupcake with a dab of cream cheese and a teeny tiny Oreo in the center?  I just bet you’ll be running out after ingredients for this yummy cupcake within the hour. But wait–if you’re a truly serious Oreo fan, then you probably already have the ingredients in your pantry. That’ll save time.

Oh, and something else that will save you time is right down at the bottom of this page. You’ll be pleased to find our new printable recipes now located conveniently below the regular food posts. I know, it’s taken a while–but finally, finally we got it figured out so that you can quickly print what you’re after without the photos and without–in most cases–my witty banter. Yeah…you’ll miss that.

:} Hope you love it!

Oreo Surprise Cupcakes

Ingredients:

1 pkg. chocolate cake mix

8 oz. cream cheese

1 egg

2 Tbsp. sugar

48 mini Oreos

1-1/2 cups Cool Whip Whipped

Preheat oven to 350 degree.  Prepare cake mix according to package directions–and set batter aside. In a separate small bowl, whip together cream cheese, egg and sugar until smooth.

Fill paper lined cupcake pan with 1/4 cup of batter.  Drop 2 tsp. cream cheese mixture on top of batter in each cup.

Top with 1 cookie  and then cover evenly with remaining batter.

Bake for 18-20 minutes. Remove from pans and cool completely.

Top with Cool Whip and another cookie just before serving.

All the recipes on the site should be updated within the next few weeks. Patience my dears–I’m revamping as fast as I can. So…what do you think?

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Oreo Surprise Cupcakes
 
Ingredients
  • 1 pkg. chocolate cake mix
  • 8 oz. cream cheese
  • 1 egg
  • 2 Tbsp. sugar
  • 48 mini Oreos
  • 1-1/2 cups Cool Whip whipped topping
Instructions
  1. Preheat oven to 350 degree.
  2. Prepare cake mix according to package directions--and set batter aside.
  3. In a separate small bowl, whip together cream cheese, egg and sugar until smooth.
  4. Fill paper lined cupcake pan with ¼ cup of batter.
  5. Drop 2 tsp. cream cheese mixture on top of batter in each cup.
  6. Top with 1 cookie and then cover evenly with remaining batter.
  7. Bake for 18-20 minutes.
  8. Remove from pans and cool completely.
  9. Top with Cool Whip just before serving.

Luscious Lemon Drop Cupcakes

How long has it been since you’ve had an old fashioned lemon drop? Oooooh, too long I bet. So maybe–just maybe you’ll need to make some of these sweet and tangy little lemon drop cupcakes. If summer is dragging her feet where you live, like it is where I live–then let’s not be afraid to bring the sunshine right indoors!

INGREDIENTS:
1 cup butter
2 cups sugar
3 eggs
2 tsp finely grated lemon peel
1 tsp vanilla
3-1/2 cups flour
1 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp salt
2 cups sour cream

DIRECTIONS:

With mixer on medium speed, cream butter and sugar. Add eggs, one at a time and beat well after each addition. Add peel and vanilla-and mix well. Mix dry ingredients together and add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. Fill  paper-lined cupcake pan with 1/4 cup of batter.  Bake at 350 degrees 25-30 minutes or the middle springs back to a light touch. Allow to cool completely before frosting.

FROSTING:

3 Tbsp butter
2-1/4 cups powdered sugar
2 Tbsp lemon juice
3/4 tsp vanilla
1/4 tsp finely grated lemon peel
1Tbsp milk

Cream butter and sugar in a small mixing bowl. Add lemon juice, vanilla, peel and milk together and beat until smooth. Frost cupcakes and decorate with candy lemon drops.

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Luscious Lemon Drop Cupcakes
 
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Ingredients
  • INGREDIENTS:
  • 1 cup butter
  • 2 cups sugar
  • 3 eggs
  • 2 tsp finely grated lemon peel
  • 1 tsp vanilla
  • 3-1/2 cups flour
  • 1 tsp baking soda
  • ½ tsp baking powder
  • ½ tsp salt
  • 2 cups sour cream
Instructions
  1. With mixer on medium speed, cream butter and sugar.
  2. Add eggs, one at a time and beat well after each addition.
  3. Add peel and vanilla-and mix well.
  4. Mix dry ingredients together and add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. Fill paper-lined cupcake pan with ¼ cup of batter.
  5. Bake at 350 degrees 25-30 minutes or the middle springs back to a light touch.
  6. Allow to cool completely before frosting.
Notes
FROSTING: 3 Tbsp butter 2-1/4 cups powdered sugar 2 Tbsp lemon juice ¾ tsp vanilla ¼ tsp finely grated lemon peel 1Tbsp milk Cream butter and sugar in a small mixing bowl. Add lemon juice, vanilla, peel and milk together and beat until smooth. Frost cupcakes and decorate with candy lemon drops.

 


Divine Halfway Bars

Honestly, I’d never even heard of Halfway Bars in my livin’ life…that is, until about a month ago. I bumped into the recipe online somewhere and since all the sources acted like it was an ancient, beloved recipe–I decided to do some snooping.  At first, I would have been content to find out where the name csme from. I mean, really–halfway to where? Never did get the story on that though.

Turns out, however, that there are a busload of recipes in the universe, each with their own little twist that are still called “Halfway Bars.” They all looked good, but after messing with it for a while, we came up with this version–with a chewy brown sugar meringue–that’s simply…

divine.

Oh, and friends…I don’t use the word divine very darn often.

Almost never to be accurate, but I couldn’t stop myself.

Taste them…and see if you don’t start talking all snooty-like too.

Real Live Halfway Bars

Ingredients

2 c. flour
1 tsp salt
1/4 tsp baking soda
1 tsp baking powder
1/2 c butter
1/2 cup sugar
1 1/2 cup brown sugar
2 eggs, separated
1 tablespoon water
1 tsp vanilla
12 oz. semi-sweet chocolate chips

Directions:

Preheat the oven to 350°. Line a 9×13 baking pan with two pieces of foil–one piece lengthwise and the other piece crosswise with the ends hanging over the sides.

Stir together the flour, salt, baking soda, and baking powder in a small bowl and set aside. Using a mixer, cream together the butter, the granulated sugar and just 1/2 cup of the brown sugar together until it’s smooth.

Separate the eggs, and set the whites aside. Beat the yolks into the butter mixture one at a time until well blended. Add water and vanilla–mix well. With the mixer on low speed, add the flour slowly and beat until dough looks crumbly.

Press the cookie dough gently into the pan evenly.

Sprinkle the chocolate chips on top of the cookie dough and press them in just enough that they stay put a bit.

Using a mixer and whisk attachment, being beating the egg whites on medium. Gradually increase the speed to medium-high. When the egg whites turn white, start adding the remaining cup of brown sugar a spoonful at a time. It’s really important that you add the brown sugar slowly or your egg whites may break and stay liquid. Trust me, I know.

Continue increasing your speed to the highest setting. When all the sugar has been added, continue whipping the meringue until it holds a soft, sticky peak. It should be a glossy cream color.

Scoop the meringue down the middle of the pan with a spatula…

and gently spread it to the edges.

Cover the pan loosely with foil–shiny side up and bake for 20 minutes, then remove the foil.

Continue baking for an additional 5-10 minutes, until the top looks toasted and pulls slightly away from the sides.

Allow this yummy thing to cool for about 20 minutes and then cut into squares.

If you’re alone–savor the moment. If not–grab the plate and book it to the car. If they can’t find you–because you’re halfway to Fargo–well then…

you don’t have to share.

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Divine Halfway Bars
 
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Ingredients
  • 2 c. flour
  • 1 tsp salt
  • ¼ tsp baking soda
  • 1 tsp baking powder
  • ½ c butter
  • ½ cup sugar
  • 1½ cup brown sugar
  • 2 eggs, separated
  • 1 tablespoon water
  • 1 tsp vanilla
  • 12 oz. semi-sweet chocolate chips
Instructions
  1. Preheat the oven to 350°. Line a 9×13 baking pan with two pieces of foil–one piece lengthwise and the other piece crosswise with the ends hanging over the sides.
  2. Stir together the flour, salt, baking soda, and baking powder in a small bowl and set aside.
  3. Using a mixer, cream together the butter, the granulated sugar and just ½ cup of the brown sugar together until it’s smooth.
  4. Separate the eggs, and set the whites aside.
  5. Beat the yolks into the butter mixture one at a time until well blended.
  6. Add water and vanilla–mix well.
  7. With the mixer on low speed, add the flour slowly and beat until dough looks crumbly.
  8. Press the cookie dough gently into the pan evenly.
  9. Sprinkle the chocolate chips on top of the cookie dough and press them in just enough that they stay put a bit.
  10. Using a mixer and whisk attachment, being beating the egg whites on medium. Gradually increase the speed to medium-high.
  11. When the egg whites turn white, start adding the remaining cup of brown sugar a spoonful at a time.
  12. Continue increasing your speed to the highest setting.
  13. When all the sugar has been added, continue whipping the meringue until it holds a soft, sticky peak.
  14. Scoop the meringue down the middle of the pan with a spatula and gently spread it to the edges.
  15. Cover the pan loosely with foil–shiny side up and bake for 20 minutes, then remove the foil.
  16. Continue baking for an additional 5-10 minutes, until the top looks toasted and pulls slightly away from the sides.
  17. Allow to cool for about 20 minutes and then cut into squares.