Category: Funny Stuff

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Green People and a Wolverine

 

Once upon a time there was this soccer game at UVU. We were excited to go because all the kids love and play soccer. Makes sense, right?

Before long this Wolverine dude came along. He was really kind to all the kids…

and they LOVED him.

Then at half time, the place was invaded by a bunch of green guys. Yeah like a BUNCH of them.

A couple of them even hopped the fence to get a better look at the regular humans.

Meanwhile the girls won their game…

which of course, we were all thrilled about.  Wahooo! Confetti and everything!

To be honest, I think most of us had more fun with the wolf guy…

and the green people.

I know Fluttershy did.

Heh, heh.

 

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Outside Looking In

Hobbes can’t figure out why the kid is INSIDE and he…is not.

Haha. I don’t feel too bad because we have a cat door that he is welcome to use at ANY time.

Silly rabbit.

 

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Upgrade

It’s a well documented fact that if you add raisins to your snacks it makes them much, much better for you. Some might even go so far as to say it’s now become a health food.

Yeah, I’m going with that.

Heh, heh.

 

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Cucumber Kitty

Have you seen those funny videos where people put a cucumber behind their cat and when they turn around they FREAK out and run away?

Well, that’s not MY cat.

If I have a cucumber on my counter–minding it’s own business–he just KNOWS somehow, and jumps up and grabs it and runs off with it. Next time we see it, it’s half eaten and chewed up all over the floor.

Believe it or not, we’ve hit upon a compromise, of sorts.

I peel and cut up the cucumber and quarter it, while Hobbes paces and howls like I’m skinning a 9 pound mackerel– just for him. I slice out the middle seeds,  because nobody wants them anyway.

Oh, wait.

Except  Mr.  Hobbes.

No sense in throwing the seeds away cause he’ll just dig them out of the trash anyway. So, have them, little kitty–and good riddance.

My cat thinks he’s a rabbit.

Good grief.

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Farm Girl Barbie


Okay…this is the coolest Barbie in the whole wide world. I’ve seen all the Astronaut Barbies and the Heart Surgeon Barbie and the Nuclear Physicist Barbie and to be honest, I was never really interested…personally.

Then I saw this pretty little thing and I LOVE her. Oh, she still has the silly lonnnng neck that makes me laugh. But she also has work clothes on  and just a regular person face. Thank you very much. Finally.

The best part is still to come…She’s holding a CHICKEN!! Just as she should be–hahaha!

Yep. Now we’re talking.

Chicken Barbie.

My spirit sister.