Baby “Chomp”

So they say that you can tell…

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a baby is ready for solid food…

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when they show a particular interest…

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in what you are eating.

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I’m thinking–get this girl some Cheetoes. Ha!

Ok, I mean mashed peaches..

organic ones…

in their own juice.

(See me later about the Cheetoes baby Chomp. Grammy will hook you up.)

Cream Puffs

Those of you who know me may remember that many moons ago, I used to have a Cream Puff business…yes I did. It was a lovely business, with the amazing recipe all locked away in a top secret vault…so to speak. Well there are still remnants of a few souls who remember that even though I don’t actually have a cream puff business any more–I do still know how and the Top Secret recipe is still tucked away in the same steel trap as always.

So really, there’s just one problem with making cream puffs for my most beloved brother’s youngest son’s wedding…

I’m not a strapping 28 year old any more. Not even close, actually. But I must have forgotten that somehow. So when someone says, “Hey. Can you make cream puffs for the wedding?” and I say, “Of course,” somebody should have popped out from behind a tree to remind me of just how many sunsets this old body has seen–and then poked me hard.

Can anyone say—six hundred cream puffs?
 

Yeeeah.

 

This very minute I am grateful for:

—a sweet daughter who worked even when I rested and reminded me of how much more fun work can be if you stop whining about it.

—friends who kindly fed us pizza and Chinese while we “puffed.”

—a wedding to go to…to deliver the aforementioned cream puffs.

—ice packs for swollen ankles.

Pictures to come–I swear. But they are all on Jillian’s camera and she’s asleep. So be brave and check back because…

—unless you’ve actually seen 600 cream puffs…well, you haven’t truly lived.

Food Storage Prompt for week 13:

1 bottle 100 count multiple vitamins

Asian Lettuce Wraps

These are incredible. From the very minute that we first had them at that fancy restaurant at Jacob’s graduation a couple of year’s back–I’ve dreamed of them. So when the recipe popped up on the internet–I couldn’t wait to try it out. There are several versions out there, but this is the one I liked the best–with a bit of GR tweeking–of course! :}

Asian Lettuce Wraps

Ingredients:

2 tsp. vegetable oil

4 cloves garlic, minced

1 Tbsp.  fresh ginger, peeled and minced

3-4 boneless, skinless chicken breasts

3/4 cup  mushrooms, minced

1/2 tsp.  salt

4 cups cabbage, chopped (about 1/2 a head)

1- 8oz can water chestnuts, minced

1/2 cups green onions, minced

1/3 cup soy sauce

2 tsp. sesame oil

1 lemon, zested

1 tsp. hot sauce

1/3 cup cilantro, chopped

1 head iceberg lettuce

Here’s my first tip: Did you notice the word “minced” about 600 times in this recipe? Well, we’re not kidding. So just take twenty minutes and chop all the ingredients and set them aside. If you have a food processor–you are a lucky duck.

I had this cool thing instead…and it worked great.

Who needs a food processor when you can have this food chopper? I bought mine from Pampered Chef...or there’s the entertaining one on TV–called the “Slap Chop.” Either way,  it was fun.

The very easiest way to chop cabbage is to cut it in chunks and drop a piece or two in the blender. Fill with enough water to cover it completely and process on low. Once it is all cole slaw size—really it only takes a few seconds–you just drain the water and there you have it.

Once your ingredients are all pulverized–heat up a large skillet. Really, a large one, this makes a lot. Put in vegetable oil and when it’s hot add minced garlic and ginger. Saute for a minute just until it’s fragrant and then add in the chicken, mushrooms, and salt. Cook until chicken is cooked through.

Then add in the cabbage, water chestnuts, and green onions. Cook for a few minutes until cabbage starts to wilt. Add in the soy sauce, sesame oil,  zest from the lemon, and hot sauce. When everything is cooked through, remove from heat and stir in the cilantro.

To serve, carefully separate the whole leaves from the lettuce. Wash and dry them and keep them in the fridge so they’re nice and cold. Spoon chicken filling onto the lettuce leaf and then roll it up and serve with fried rice or fresh fruit.

Sincerely, I figured the babies would run from this recipe because they really haven’t had a ton of exposure to Asian food–and the aroma is quite exotic. Boy was I wrong! They descended on my plate like lion cubs gone wild. So, I’d say this recipe is a definite hit.

Be brave…try it!


Asian Lettuce Wraps
 
Ingredients
  • 2 tsp. olive oil
  • 4 cloves garlic, minced
  • 1 Tbsp. fresh ginger, peeled and minced
  • 3-4 boneless, skinless chicken breasts
  • ¾ cup mushrooms, minced
  • ½ tsp. salt
  • 4 cups cabbage, chopped (about ½ a head)
  • 1- 8oz can water chestnuts, minced
  • ½ cups green onions, minced
  • ⅓ cup soy sauce
  • 2 tsp. sesame oil
  • 1 lemon, zested
  • 1 tsp. hot sauce
  • ⅓ cup cilantro, chopped
  • 1 head iceberg lettuce
Instructions
  1. Put olive oil in a large skillet.
  2. When it's hot add minced garlic and ginger.
  3. Saute for a minute just until it's fragrant and then add in the chicken, mushrooms, and salt. Cook until chicken is cooked through.
  4. Then add in the cabbage, water chestnuts, and green onions.
  5. Cook for a few minutes until cabbage starts to wilt.
  6. Add in the soy sauce, sesame oil, zest from the lemon, and hot sauce.
  7. When everything is cooked through, remove from heat and stir in the cilantro.
  8. To serve, carefully separate the whole leaves from the lettuce.
  9. Wash and dry them and keep them in the fridge so they're nice and cold.
  10. Spoon chicken filling onto the lettuce leaf and then roll it up and serve with fried rice or fresh fruit.

Perfect Crispy Chicken Tenders

I’m thinking that being able to make an honest to goodness crispy chicken tender — just like way better than what you’d buy at some fancy, expensive restaurant should make you a really valuable woman. Don’t you think? I expect the marriage proposals to come flooding in–non-stop.

Ok, no I don’t. But I’ll tell you this…

If I was married to some cute little farmer man–maybe even with a Scottish accent—he would be falling madly in love with me all over again because, you see, I’m magic.

I can make Crispy Chicken Tenders.

Oooh, ooooh, oooh–so can you…

Put two cups of flour in a bowl.

Add 1-1/2 Tbsp Seasoning Salt. If some other chickeny spices sound good to you, add them to the flour.  Personally, the seasoning salt works for me.

Soak a package of boneless, skinless chicken tenders in buttermilk for about 20 minutes. You may be asking, “how much buttermilk, lady. How much?” I’d say about 1-1/2 -2 cups. Save some for later.

Mix seasoning spices into the flour.

Ok, it’s later. Drizzle a few drops of butter milk onto the flour mixture. “Why?” you may ask. Well,  I can’t tell you yet.

Fluff the buttermilk drops into the flour mixture with a fork…

…until little crumbles form.

Dip each piece of chicken into the flour mixture. Isn’t it cool how the crumbly pieces actually stick to the chicken? Remember the drizzling buttermilk? That’s why.

Deep fry the tenders until golden brown–about 3 minutes on each side.

Remove from heat and cool on paper towels. Look at all that crunchy stuff!

The temptation will be to grab one and take a big bite–but be warned–these things are dreadfully hot. So let them sit for awhile, while you make a salad or something.

Oh, I know…

How about if you just bask in the glow of perfect Crispy Chicken Tenders, and your magic-ness.

You’re gonna make lots of friends now.

And if you happen to see my little farmer man with the Scottish accent wandering around out there somewhere, nudge him in the right direction.

He really doesn’t know what he’s missing.

I found this recipe on Pioneer Woman. So there.
4.9 from 11 reviews
Perfect Crispy Chicken Tenders
 
Ingredients
  • 2 Cups flour
  • 1-1/2 Tbsp Seasoning Salt
  • Boneless Chicken--cut in strips
  • Buttermilk
Instructions
  1. Put two cups of flour in a bowl.
  2. Add 1-1/2 Tbsp Seasoning Salt.
  3. Soak a package of boneless, skinless chicken tenders in buttermilk for about 20 minutes.
  4. Mix seasoning spices into the flour.
  5. Drizzle a few drops of butter milk onto the flour mixture
  6. Fluff the buttermilk drops into the flour mixture with a fork until little crumbles form.
  7. Dip each piece of chicken into the flour mixture.
  8. Deep fry the tenders until golden brown–about 3 minutes on each side.
  9. Remove from heat and cool on paper towels. Look at all that crunchy stuff!