Did you know that Monster pops– otherwise known as Big Sticks–have changed their colors to all natural?! When I found that out, I —wanting to be a supportive-for-the-cause consumer–promptly purchased 3 lovely bags.
One day, I sat pondering my life and I had the very sincere thought that I’d really like to live forever and wasn’t interested in dying…at all. Just as that thought passed cheerfully through my mind I had this interesting little voice say, “Well, then you should probably stop eating so much SUGAR!!” My immediate thought was, Wowwww, that was a bit harsh! Sheesh.
About ten minutes later, I went into the kitchen and saw that my freezer was open–like completely open…and had been all night. All my ice cream…soup. All my frozen fruit…mush. My ice bin was a lake. But worst of alllll–all of my brand new Monster pops in three glorious flavors–sticks swimming in pink soup.
It was a sad day indeed.
Ok, ok. I’ll dial back on the sugar…or some snarky angel will kick open my freezer again.
Sheesh.
