What On EARTH?

Came out one day to my car looking like…this. Blaugh!! It seriously looked like it had been sprayed with white chalk paint. And get this–I took these pictures after I had hosed the poor thing down, mercilessly.

You know me–I immediately thought,

“What evil villain has put some dastardly poison in our sky, that has obviously rained down on my poor car?!!”

“CHEM TRAILS!!!”

“POISON!!”

“Don’t breathe!!”

Turns out there was a windstorm in the desert and it blew junk into the air that floated over to my neck of the woods and rained down on all our stuff.

Fiiiiiiine.

My story was waaay better.

Thoughtful Kitty

Obviously, I’m still working on the photo editing skills–but I’m new here. Patience Portifoy.

In the meantime–this is Little Lyla’s favorite place to hang out–and she literally does hang there (note the claws). It’s an interesting thing if you actually want to sit down in this chair. Pretty-much all she does is move her back leg a smidge. On the upside, it’s kinda like having a chair with a built in shoulder wrap–you know, for those cold winter nights.

Lyla is such a considerate kitty.

Heh, heh.

That Cat

So, I walk into the kitchen–just minding my own business–and there is Hobbes…sitting on top of the fridge. WHAT THE HECK?!!

First of all, he should have come from his little kitty pet store KNOWING that he doesn’t belong on the top of the fridge.

But even better than that–how did he even get up there?! Perhaps he has waaaaay better jumping skills than I ever gave him credit for, kinda like a kangaroo. Yikes.

I used my very best alpha cat voice and told him to get down this very minute.

He ignored me.

Yeah. We’re still working out who exactly is the boss around here.

It’s not looking too good for me.