This–my friends, is what it looks like to watch an official Jazz game…
from “the box.” You know, the box—
where they feed you amazing, scrumptious food like pork loin and potatoes and cheesecake and soft fluffy rolls.
Oh, and we get to watch the amazing Jazz too. They were fabulous!
We could watch the game on the monitors, just like the folks at home…
or up really close with some hoity-toity binoculars…provided they’re turned around the right way, that is.
Hey, she’s two.
and then they fed us again!
I always imagined “the box” like a funny little crowded spot where you had to stand the whole time to see anything at all.
Yeah, was I ever wrong.
Certainly the most fun we’ve had in a long, long time–thanks to Bishop Thomas and the folks at Coke/Sprite.
How will be ever be content in the green seats again?